How could one not love a gift of this character? Let's count the ways in which it should inspire you to acquire:
- It's PINK
- It's from my beloved home state of Oregon
- <insert beer lover comment here>
- Bacon + Maple = Delicious (although admittedly this combo + Beer is dubious; but curiosity should win out here. Be adventurous.)
- Rogue is one of the best cheeky breweries out there
- As they say..."The Magic is in the Hole"...liquefied Voodoo Doughnuts
- You gotta support pure Portland kitch
Informal poll: do I not open it and keep it as a collector's item? Or...does curiosity win out? It probably won't last well after it's open, so if taking a swig is all the proof I need that it is not worth finishing...perhaps it is best left alone...?
I love Rogue, love Voodoo doughnuts, and the pink bottle caught our eye a few months ago. I asked around a bit and didn't hear anything good about the contents. I'd keep it as a collector's item. If your curiosity has not gotten the best of you already :)
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